You sir, are terrible at dressing yourself in what look like very expensive clothes. I shall forgive you though, for you have a very nice neck display.
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Oh, Benedict, the double breasted jacket is a big no-no. Interestingly, I am double breasted with big no-no’s, so come over here, I’ll show you.
I don’t like double breasted jackets either… They make the wearer look too wide… But hell, it’s Ben that’s IN the jacket so I make an exception! ;)
He is beautiful in anything. You know what he would look best in?
ME.
